atheistic post-Rapture delivery business

It’s always good to see forward looking people, sharp businessmen ready for anything.

Well, almost always.

I came across a website/service that offers to send letters from Christians after the Rapture. How? Easy – the creators of the site are atheists.

Personally – I just started to laugh, but I’m sure that they’re getting some good business.

From the FAQ section:

How Do We Know that You Will Not Ascend To Heaven with Us?
The Bible says that only those that repent of their sins and accept Jesus as the True Son of God will be saved. We do neither. Some of our personal sins include: drunkenness, heresy, sacrilige/blasphemy, gluttony, laciviousness, and sloth. There is no way we are going to disappear into Heaven any time soon.


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    On December 4th, 2006 at 6:34 am - 8 hours, 50 minutes after engaging in an Anime-Fest! - a debauched fortune-hunter on the way to the brothel, having made 1 unconsidered comments before asking directions to the local sex shop, holding the excellent Firefox 2.0 on Windows XP and whose proper name is Secret Rapture, conveyed:

    My inaugural address at the Great White Throne Judgment of the Dead, after I have raptured out billions!
    The Secret Rapture soon!

    Read My Inaugural Address
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    On April 13th, 2007 at 10:31 pm - 4 months, 1 week after the fact - a yellow-bellied red mage from Norway, having made 1 irregular admonitions before this, holding the abject Firefox 2.0.0.3 on Windows XP and who is the alleged CPLusk, declared:

    This site is rockin!

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