a thong for your phone 0

This is a great item, so practical and hip. Everyone carries a cell phone today, but only if you carry it in the Phone Thong will it be at your fingertips and ready to use.

this Xbox is perfect for everyone… well, almost everyone 0

I’ve lost count of the number of auctions in which there’s some form of this statement:

“My wife is making me do it.”
“I’m a newlywed, and she said if I don’t…”
“It’s the games or the girl.”
“Wife wants to install shoe depository. Games must go.”
“Must buy ring. Please help.”

the Japanese hornet of doom 0

Ay caramba!

why am I not writing fortune cookies? 0

If I wanted a platitude, I’d climb some remote mountain and ask a guru. Having consumed vastly soporific amounts of Chinese food, I want a fortune.

Sid Meier’s Pirates! Live the Life 1

Arrrh.
1. A loose approximation of what a stylized pirate might utter.
2. An onomatopoeic representation of the (somewhat) voice acting in Sid Meier’s Pirates! Live the Life.

Zoocat is now a gamer… 1

Look out! It’s getting chilly down in the depths of Hades and — Whoa! What was that? — looks like a few pigs flying by. Zoocat has now become a bona fide game system owner….

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