Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones
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by Evil Overlord in
video game reviews, Game Boy Advance
in the late morning on
June 26th, 2006:
2 years, 2 months ago
Platform
GBA
Genre
SRPG
Publisher
Nintendo
Challenge
cheaply difficult
Developer
Intelligent Systems
Completion
20 to 30 hours
Rating
Everyone
Recommend
No
Release Date
05-23-05
Review Date
06-24-05
Official
Website
Billy: "We must find the sacred stones, dear brother Jimmy!"
Jimmy: "But…"
Billy: "No buts about it, Jimmy! We are the double dragons, and we will have the stones!"
Jimmy: […]
Mario Pinball Land
1
by Evil Overlord in
video game reviews, Game Boy Advance
in the mid-morning on
January 26th, 2006:
2 years, 7 months ago
So Mario’s wandering around the fair one day with Peach and spies Toad with some sort of weird contraption with giant toilet plungers. Excited, Toad demonstrates that his machine can squish anyone into a contortionistic ball to be shot out of a cannon. Rather than be horrified at this diabolic torture device, Peach gamely steps up and gets herself squished into a cute marble. Trouble strikes! Goombas appear and shoot the Peach-Ball into Bowser’s castle. Mario, for some odd reason, decides that he can better rescue her as a ball and climbs into the device with a determined look on his face. Only he is bouncy enough to rescue the princess.
Golden Sun
1
by Evil Overlord in
video game reviews, Game Boy Advance
during afternoon tea on
August 28th, 2005:
3 years ago
On the surface, Golden Sun is the tale of a young band of heroes out to save
the world by preventing the world’s lighthouses from being lit. Apparently lighting
lighthouses leads to the luminosity of annihilation.
Sword of Mana
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by Evil Overlord in
video game reviews, Game Boy Advance
around daybreak on
June 16th, 2005:
3 years, 2 months ago
Sword of Mana. The name itself seems almost oxymoronic as most
RPGers would consider mana and swords to be two completely different ideas in
separate spheres of influence. Rarely does one see a mage form a sword out of
mana and start hacking away. The idea seems somewhat silly and unfortunately
the game does not get much better than its title.
